Characters and Literary Figures I’d Name My Children After

All right, so yesterday’s Top Ten topic was one I’d actually done months ago: Ten Books I’d Like to Reread. I was thinking of adding another 10 books to the list and posting that but I couldn’t think of anything beyond Madame Bovary and The Second Sex (both for the newer translations). I’ve fallen into something of a reading slump (I’m reading but ridiculously slowly…because it’s Fall and that’s how I roll in the Fall apparently), which means nothing to review. Anyway, I tweeted yesterday that I plan to name all the children I have no intention of having after Salinger characters. Now today I see that there’s an old Top 10 topic from February called Characters (and Literary Figures) That I’d Name My Children After so I figured I’d do that…even though I have no plans to have children.

1. Franny (Frances) from Franny and Zooey – well I’ve said many a time that Franny Glass is my homegirl.

2. Zooey from Franny and Zooey – this one’s short for Zachary but I’d probably just name the kid Zooey. Jury is out on whether or not I’d use this for a boy or girl. Either way, I’d definitely pronounce it Zoo-ey, not Zoe-y

3. Holden from The Catcher in the Rye – I have this itching desire to name a GIRL Holden to be honest. And why not? I mean, what the hell is a Holden anyway?

4. Boo Boo from “Down at the Dinghy” (Nine Stories) + numerous mentions in other Glass stories – You know, Boo Boo is such a ridiculous name for a child, and to be fair, it’s only her nickname (real name is Beatrice), but I always thought there should be more Boo Boo Glass, so this would be my homage to her.

5. Esmé from “For Esmé — With Love and Squalor” (Nine Stories) – more ridiculous Salinger names.

6. Salinger – middle name? I don’t know but I’m on a Salinger theme here so I figured I’d might as well keep it up and yeah I have actually thought about this.

OK, and now for some non-Salinger related names

7.Sylvia after Sylvia Plath – Actually I’ve always liked the name Sylvia

8. Eveline from Anthropology of an American Girl – Eveline, called Evie throughout most of the novel, seems like a pretty name

9. Marcheline from Here on Earth – For short, she’s called March…never thought of using the month of March as a girl’s name until this book!

10. Gemma from A Great and Terrible Beauty – name of one of my favorite fashion models as well so it’s a natural choice (even though I spent a couple of years pronouncing it with a hard G sound for some reason)

30 Day Book Meme: Day 25

Day 25 – A character who you can relate to the most
So I accidentally answered this question on Day 16 – Favorite female character. I went with a favorite female character whom I could relate to the most, so now I’m stuck with nothing! *sigh* I’m just going to go with Franny Glass for this one, which is probably whom I should’ve gone with on Day 16. Try not to judge me, okay?

Previously on the 30 Day Book Meme →

Wrap-Up: A Month of J.D. Salinger

• I own another edition of Franny and Zooey (not pictured), that is designed like my copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

• I broke the spine of my copy of The Catcher in the Rye. I might have to replace my copy because um, no. Broken spines are a no-no.

• There seems to be the belief that Holden Caulfield’s voice isn’t really all that unique, that all Salinger’s characters sound like that. I would have to basically disagree with this sentiment. While Salinger does have a very particular style that is present throughout all of his work1, Holden’s voice is very different from the Glass children for example. And seeing as how the Glasses occupy two full books as well as a couple of stories in Nine Stories, the comparison is relevant and covers almost all of Salinger’s published work that is still in print and readily available to the average audience. The Glasses are a very intelligent, precocious lot, with a vocabulary to match. Holden’s vocabulary is decidedly limited (and he says as much early on). He repeats himself a lot, sometimes within the span of just a few pages, and sometimes even within the same sentence. For example, when he meets up with one of his former teachers he says, “…I sort of missed them. I mean I sort of missed them.” This sort of repetition is peppered throughout the entire novel (and that doesn’t even address the fact that Holden constantly repeats the word really and phony). He also uses certain words incorrectly, and I don’t think it’s simply a reflection of words being used differently back in the late 40s and 50s. It’s a matter of Holden being a fairly typical teenager using who uses imprecise means of expressing himself. The Glasses don’t speak that way. They’re almost too smart for that nonsense, and while they’re trademark Salinger one can’t really accuse them of ever sounding unintelligent.

• Sometime last year I spoke (somewhat angrily) about the very idea of adapting The Catcher in the Rye into a film. My feelings on the matter have not changed, but I would like to quote from a letter Salinger wrote in 1957 about the matter

I keep saying this and nobody seems to agree, but The Catcher in the Rye is a very novelistic novel. There are readymade scenes – only a fool would deny that – but, for me, the weight of the book is in the narrator’s voice, the non-stop peculiarities of it, his personal, extremely discriminating attitude to his reader-listener, his asides about gasoline rainbows in street puddles, his philosophy or way of looking at cowhide suitcases and empty toothpaste cartons – in a word, his thoughts. He can’t legitimately be separated from his own first-person technique. True, if separation is forcibly made, there is enough material left over for something called an Exciting (or maybe just Interesting) Evening in the Theater. But I find that idea if not odious, at least odious enough to keep me from selling the rights. There are many of his thoughts, of course, that could be labored into dialogue – or into some stream-of-consciousness loudspeaker device – but labored is exactly the right word….

• This is exactly how I feel. It’s one of these novels that is so reliant on the narrative, the idiosyncrasies of the character’s speech and more importantly thoughts, that I can’t see a reasonable way for this to be done without botching it completely. The letter in question can be read in its entirety here.

• I think The Catcher in the Rye should have been one chapter shorter, ending with Holden watching his sister Phoebe on the carousel. Mind you the last chapter is less than a page but I think it’s unnecessary. Then again, when did Holden ever know when to shut up? I suppose it’s perfect the way it is.

• I didn’t make a separate post on the 22 uncollected short stories I read because in general, I don’t review short stories, and I don’t consider it a collection…due to the fact that, it’s not. That said, I really enjoyed them, even “Hapworth 16, 1924,” which most people seem to find objectionable. But I actually found a lot of the lines to be amusing including “a revolting fork is a revolting fork” and “Do not trample too quickly on stupid books!” It was, however, entirely too long. It ends three times essentially — the first time, Seymour finds more paper (I became dismayed at this point), then again when Buddy walks in, then finally it ends for real after what’s essentially a post script. I had a moment of IS THIS A JOKE?! after the second ending failed to actually bring the letter to a close.

• On February 18, I made the pilgrimage to Princeton University and took a look at the five unpublished works they house at the Firestone Library. I managed to read “The Children’s Echelon” and “The Last and Best of the Peter Pans.” I left the remaining stories, (“The Magic Foxhole,” “Two Lonely Men,” and the most famous of the unpublished works, “The Ocean Full of Bowling Balls”) for another visit.

• I think this photograph taken by Antony Di Gesu is cute.

• I both enjoy and mourn the fact that I have now read every Salinger work in print. But at least I still have a few more stories to look forward to.

1. Are there authors, particularly good ones, who don’t have a unique style and voice? An author’s voice is always present. The voice of a character is always distilled through the voice of the author, which is why two authors can accurately capture the voice of a child yet still sound completely different.

Books That Made Me: Franny and Zooey

first edition, signed copy I’d kill kittens for…or at least ugly kittens

J D. Salinger is a little like Radiohead for me — sometimes I have to willfully misunderstand the content in order to get anything out of the work, or I relate to it on one level but not another (e.g Seymour: An Introduction). It feels a bit like cheating, especially because I recognize it. But books and music mean different things to different people, and so I try not to think about it too much. Franny and Zooey is a little like that for me. When I say I can relate to Franny, I don’t mean her religious zeal but rather her utter dissatisfaction and disillusionment with the world around her. But hers is a spiritual crisis, one I kind of choose to ignore the details of and focus on the overall sentiment.

Franny Glass is a pretty, effervescent college student on a date with her intellectually confident boyfriend, Lane. They appear to be the perfect couple, but as they struggle to communicate with each other about the things they really care about, slowly their true feelings come to the surface. The second story in this book, ‘Zooey’, plunges us into the world of her ethereal, sophisticated family. When Franny’s emotional and spiritual doubts reach new heights, her older brother Zooey, a misanthropic former child genius, offers her consolation and brotherly advice.2

The above summary is how I understand and appreciate the two works (though I consider Zooey to be a novella and will italicize accordingly). The spiritual aspect is mentioned but not emphasized. That is how I choose to approach Franny and Zooey. It’s easier to pull this off with “Franny” than with Zooey; however, I find that Zooey is funnier, and the ending always makes me smile.

I don’t know what caused me to pick up Franny and Zooey in the first place. I’m fairly certain it wasn’t a spontaneous move, i.e. I didn’t go into a store, spot it, and say ‘hey this sounds interesting!’ I’d already heard of it, and probably decided it was about time I read another Salinger book. This might have also been around the time I realized J.D. Salinger was still alive. The year was 2008, and it seems the only book I read that year that I came to really love was Franny and Zooey. I remember I sort of plowed through Zooey, reading it in a day. I probably read “Franny” in a day as well but “Franny” is a considerably shorter work, with easy to follow threads. Although thin on plot (at its core, Zooey is two long scenes of mostly dialogue), there is a lot more going on beneath the surface of Zooey. Zooey is its own thing, but it also explains “Franny.” And it puts to rest the semi-ridiculous notion that Franny’s problem is that she’s pregnant (I wasn’t aware readers harbored this idea until I read Salinger’s biography).

Franny and Zooey is one of those books that I didn’t exactly accept as a favorite at first, yet it immediately was given a place beside my bed. On some level I suppose I did recognize it as such because the place beside my bed is only reserved for books I love and that I know I’m going to turn to over and over again. And turn to it I did — and do. It gives me comfort. It’s hard to compete with that.

The book is far from perfect — Zooey is a bit unwieldy and “Franny” has trouble standing up on its own. But I love Franny and Zooey not in spite of its imperfections but because of them.3

1. I got this idea from The Guardian’s Books That Made Me podcast.
2. source
3. Karen Joy Fowler’s essay on The Once and Future King in Bound to Last helped me to realize that.

A Month of J.D. Salinger

Many apologies for posting so shortly after my last post, but I know what I’m going to do now and I thought it was worth sharing in a separate post. I’ve just finished reading this article from The Millions, entitled Saving Salinger. First off, I’d like to say that I had no idea these two short stories existed. I did know of some Holden Caulfield stories but I thought they were part of the 22 Uncollected Stories which can be found in various issues of the New Yorker, etc. But apparently there are 2 more “super secret” Salinger stories that are housed at one of Princeton’s libraries.

Anyway, after reading that article, I decided to devote the month of February to J.D. Salinger (the one year anniversary of Salinger’s death just passed [Jan 27] so I am somewhat spurred on by that as well). Now what this month of Salinger will entail is the following:

• re-reading The Catcher in the Rye which I have not read in more than 10 years
• finishing Nine Stories (I’ve read 3 stories)
• reading the 22 uncollected stories (I’ve read 1 or 2)
• reading Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction
• reading J.D. Salinger: A Life

If I have time (and if I’m not sick of Salinger by that point), I might re-read Franny and Zooey in its entirety. If I do, I won’t count it toward my book quota simply because I just read it in 2008 (it was one of the few books I managed to finish that year) and I often pick it up and read a passage here and there. What I’m more likely to do is to use Franny and Zooey to kick off reviews of my favorite books, which I plan to give some sort of catchy name, which naturally I haven’t thought of yet. And maybe I’ll finally write that article for The Literary Dilettantes that I planned to devote to Franny Glass (alternately titled, “Franny Glass Is My Homegirl!” or “Franny Glass Is A Badass!” depending on what angle I approach it from)

And perhaps, if I am feeling ambitious, I will take a trip to Princeton and see these two stories for myself. Wouldn’t that be lovely?

Let the month of Salinger begin!

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